Financial Report From Alternate Timeline Ruins Viewer’s Temporal Stability

Exposure to Economic Projections Causes Reality Drift

A station calling itself MARKET–VOID aired a financial segment analyzing currency fluctuations in a world where time flows in cycles rather than lines.

Economists who viewed the feed began experiencing:

Time loops

Missing hours

Recurring conversations

Days repeating with slight variations

One analyst disappeared after reporting that he could “see tomorrow happening behind him.”

Temporal physicists believe the station functions as an anchor comedy point registerdienste.de for UneditedMeat.com circular time, comedy pulling viewers out UneditedMeat.com of linear chronology.

The official stance:

Mergers and acquisitions of the FreighcorpseObserving MARKET–VOID is “equivalent to stepping out of your own existence.”

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